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by Nostradumbass
Mon May 05, 2025 9:39 am
Forum: Analysts
Topic: RSHL Quarter-Season Review: Surprises and Predictions
Replies: 1
Views: 79

RSHL Quarter-Season Review: Surprises and Predictions

Quarter of the RSHL season is over now with most teams hitting 21 games. The division leaders include the Oilers, Blues, Ducks, Bruins, Islanders, and Whalers. If the playoffs started today in the Eastern Conference the Oilers would play their division rival Avalanche in the first round, the Ducks ...
by Nostradumbass
Sat Apr 26, 2025 10:35 am
Forum: Analysts
Topic: Forced Retirements
Replies: 3
Views: 790

Forced Retirements

Nineteen RSHL players, including the fourth overall pick terrible Todd Bertuzzi, who were selected in the initial RSHL dispersal draft are set to be retired. Two more top picks from the season two entry draft just retired from the NHL and are set to be removed from the RSHL as well. I predict a ...
by Nostradumbass
Thu Apr 24, 2025 9:29 am
Forum: Analysts
Topic: RSHL Power Ranking: Oilers Lead the Pack, Surprises Await
Replies: 0
Views: 466

RSHL Power Ranking: Oilers Lead the Pack, Surprises Await

Edmonton Oilers: The Oilers have had an incredible start to the season, leading the RSHL standings. Mitch Marner has been on fire with 18 points in 12 games, while Connor McDavid and Adrian Kempe have also been key contributors. Carter Hart and Ilya Sorokin have been solid in net, helping the team ...
by Nostradumbass
Fri Apr 18, 2025 9:15 am
Forum: Analysts
Topic: Stamkos Nears 1,000: A Legacy of Scoring and Leadership
Replies: 1
Views: 399

Stamkos Nears 1,000: A Legacy of Scoring and Leadership

Steve Stamkos' journey to the 1,000-point club has been nothing short of legendary. Over the years, he has made his mark with multiple teams, dazzling fans with his precision shooting and leadership. His career began modestly, but as he gained experience, his scoring touch became undeniable. With ...
by Nostradumbass
Thu Apr 17, 2025 5:51 pm
Forum: Analysts
Topic: RSHL Gretzky Division Roast: Who’s Rising, Who’s Flopping, and Who’s Just Here for the Cardio
Replies: 4
Views: 334

RSHL Gretzky Division Roast: Who’s Rising, Who’s Flopping, and Who’s Just Here for the Cardio

Alright, buckle up, because I’m about to roast these teams like marshmallows at a summer campfire. Welcome to the Gretzky Division, where only one squad will rise, and the rest will flounder like a fish outta water. Let’s break it down, team by team, with some predictions about who’s actually gonna s ...
by Nostradumbass
Wed Apr 16, 2025 9:19 pm
Forum: Analysts
Topic: The Norris Division Dumpster Derby: Ranking the RSHL’s Finest Mediocrity
Replies: 2
Views: 219

The Norris Division Dumpster Derby: Ranking the RSHL’s Finest Mediocrity

Buckle up, hockey degenerates, because it’s time to dig into the RSHL’s Norris Division—a division so mid it might as well be sponsored by lukewarm tap water. We’ve got five teams clawing at relevance like a raccoon in a dumpster fire, so let’s power-rank these future disappointments and figure out w ...
by Nostradumbass
Fri Apr 11, 2025 3:22 pm
Forum: Analysts
Topic: Wranglin’ Glory: Showdowns and Stars in the RSHL Dionne Division Corral
Replies: 1
Views: 340

Wranglin’ Glory: Showdowns and Stars in the RSHL Dionne Division Corral

Well, partner, looks like we've got ourselves a shootout in the wild, wild Dionne Division of the RSHL. The teams are fixin' to square off, and we got some real heavy hitters in the mix. Let’s ride on through and take a gander at the five teams that’ll be battling for top honors. San Jose Sharks Now, ...
by Nostradumbass
Sun Mar 30, 2025 5:32 pm
Forum: Analysts
Topic: Predicting the Orr Division Champions: A Deep Dive into the RSHL's Top Contenders
Replies: 1
Views: 1308

Predicting the Orr Division Champions: A Deep Dive into the RSHL's Top Contenders

The Orr Division of the RSHL is a fascinating mix of talent, with each team bringing a unique flavor to the table. As the competition heats up, let's take a deep dive into each squad and predict who might emerge victorious. We’ll explore each team's strengths, predict the top three scorers, and pick ...
by Nostradumbass
Sun Mar 30, 2025 11:12 am
Forum: Analysts
Topic: The Magic of the Esposito Division: Predictions and Mystical Insights into the RSHL's Path to Victory
Replies: 0
Views: 1038

The Magic of the Esposito Division: Predictions and Mystical Insights into the RSHL's Path to Victory

Ah, welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to a spectacle that defies all reason and logic. Prepare yourselves as we peer into the shimmering crystal ball, filled with the magic of the Esposito Division in the RSHL league! With a flick of the wrist, I will unravel the destinies of these five teams, each on ...