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- Mon May 05, 2025 9:39 am
- Forum: Analysts
- Topic: RSHL Quarter-Season Review: Surprises and Predictions
- Replies: 1
- Views: 79
RSHL Quarter-Season Review: Surprises and Predictions
Quarter of the RSHL season is over now with most teams hitting 21 games. The division leaders include the Oilers, Blues, Ducks, Bruins, Islanders, and Whalers. If the playoffs started today in the Eastern Conference the Oilers would play their division rival Avalanche in the first round, the Ducks ...
- Sat Apr 26, 2025 10:35 am
- Forum: Analysts
- Topic: Forced Retirements
- Replies: 3
- Views: 790
Forced Retirements
Nineteen RSHL players, including the fourth overall pick terrible Todd Bertuzzi, who were selected in the initial RSHL dispersal draft are set to be retired. Two more top picks from the season two entry draft just retired from the NHL and are set to be removed from the RSHL as well. I predict a ...
- Thu Apr 24, 2025 9:29 am
- Forum: Analysts
- Topic: RSHL Power Ranking: Oilers Lead the Pack, Surprises Await
- Replies: 0
- Views: 466
RSHL Power Ranking: Oilers Lead the Pack, Surprises Await
Edmonton Oilers: The Oilers have had an incredible start to the season, leading the RSHL standings. Mitch Marner has been on fire with 18 points in 12 games, while Connor McDavid and Adrian Kempe have also been key contributors. Carter Hart and Ilya Sorokin have been solid in net, helping the team ...
- Fri Apr 18, 2025 9:15 am
- Forum: Analysts
- Topic: Stamkos Nears 1,000: A Legacy of Scoring and Leadership
- Replies: 1
- Views: 399
Stamkos Nears 1,000: A Legacy of Scoring and Leadership
Steve Stamkos' journey to the 1,000-point club has been nothing short of legendary. Over the years, he has made his mark with multiple teams, dazzling fans with his precision shooting and leadership. His career began modestly, but as he gained experience, his scoring touch became undeniable. With ...
- Fri Apr 18, 2025 9:14 am
- Forum: Analysts
- Topic: RSHL Gretzky Division Roast: Who’s Rising, Who’s Flopping, and Who’s Just Here for the Cardio
- Replies: 4
- Views: 334
Re: RSHL Gretzky Division Roast: Who’s Rising, Who’s Flopping, and Who’s Just Here for the Cardio
Oh damn. Forgot Guentzel. Crystal ball foggy.
- Thu Apr 17, 2025 5:51 pm
- Forum: Analysts
- Topic: RSHL Gretzky Division Roast: Who’s Rising, Who’s Flopping, and Who’s Just Here for the Cardio
- Replies: 4
- Views: 334
RSHL Gretzky Division Roast: Who’s Rising, Who’s Flopping, and Who’s Just Here for the Cardio
Alright, buckle up, because I’m about to roast these teams like marshmallows at a summer campfire. Welcome to the Gretzky Division, where only one squad will rise, and the rest will flounder like a fish outta water. Let’s break it down, team by team, with some predictions about who’s actually gonna s ...
- Wed Apr 16, 2025 9:19 pm
- Forum: Analysts
- Topic: The Norris Division Dumpster Derby: Ranking the RSHL’s Finest Mediocrity
- Replies: 2
- Views: 219
The Norris Division Dumpster Derby: Ranking the RSHL’s Finest Mediocrity
Buckle up, hockey degenerates, because it’s time to dig into the RSHL’s Norris Division—a division so mid it might as well be sponsored by lukewarm tap water. We’ve got five teams clawing at relevance like a raccoon in a dumpster fire, so let’s power-rank these future disappointments and figure out w ...
- Fri Apr 11, 2025 3:22 pm
- Forum: Analysts
- Topic: Wranglin’ Glory: Showdowns and Stars in the RSHL Dionne Division Corral
- Replies: 1
- Views: 340
Wranglin’ Glory: Showdowns and Stars in the RSHL Dionne Division Corral
Well, partner, looks like we've got ourselves a shootout in the wild, wild Dionne Division of the RSHL. The teams are fixin' to square off, and we got some real heavy hitters in the mix. Let’s ride on through and take a gander at the five teams that’ll be battling for top honors. San Jose Sharks Now, ...
- Sun Mar 30, 2025 5:32 pm
- Forum: Analysts
- Topic: Predicting the Orr Division Champions: A Deep Dive into the RSHL's Top Contenders
- Replies: 1
- Views: 1308
Predicting the Orr Division Champions: A Deep Dive into the RSHL's Top Contenders
The Orr Division of the RSHL is a fascinating mix of talent, with each team bringing a unique flavor to the table. As the competition heats up, let's take a deep dive into each squad and predict who might emerge victorious. We’ll explore each team's strengths, predict the top three scorers, and pick ...
- Sun Mar 30, 2025 11:12 am
- Forum: Analysts
- Topic: The Magic of the Esposito Division: Predictions and Mystical Insights into the RSHL's Path to Victory
- Replies: 0
- Views: 1038
The Magic of the Esposito Division: Predictions and Mystical Insights into the RSHL's Path to Victory
Ah, welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to a spectacle that defies all reason and logic. Prepare yourselves as we peer into the shimmering crystal ball, filled with the magic of the Esposito Division in the RSHL league! With a flick of the wrist, I will unravel the destinies of these five teams, each on ...